asses in (seats) wreaths is an experiment that connects the reality of nearly a year-long pandemic with the existential question: “If I post my Spotify wrap on Instagram and no one responds with bitch are you doing alright???’, am I really in the top 0.1% of Fiona Apple listeners?”


Video conferencing for like, everything, has introduced a new kind of intimacy; one that reveals a sliver of our personal lives to everyone we interact with. asses in seats wreaths features three trans performers and how they present their jolly gay selves to the world this holiday season. In this piece the performers reach through the screen and take you home with them to show you the behind the scenes of the Christmas card this year. The performers behind asses in seats wreaths want to know if you’ll be their Santa baby this year and by that we mean, will you put our postcard in your stocking?


Created by Dienae Hunter, John Idalis, and Fox Williams.



With each post card purchased, you will receive a QR code that will give you access to a performance created for the screen. Created by artists in the collective, each performance was choreographed, edited, and designed to be experienced from the comfort of your own home. Purchase a postcard as a gift to yourself or send one to a friend - a postcard performance present!


Each postcard serves as a single ticket purchase. Enjoy the show!






'asses in [seats] wreaths' Post Card Performance

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  • Due to concerns with COVID, returns are not accepted at this time. We will replace any items that get lost or damaged in shipping.

    Refunds are not available for this product.

  • Due to COVID and strains on the USPS,  items may take 2-3 weeks to arrive from the shipping date.

    Due to the election, shipping is paused until Nov. 10th. (While we don't believe we can single-handedly interfere with mail-in voting, it feels best to wait.)

    Thank you for your patience.